Shhhh... no witnesses...

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jacksepticeye

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Everyone must sleeeeeeep
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Noah Worden
Noah Worden 5 օր առաջ
you skipped the berlin level
Mikey Boyer
Mikey Boyer 7 օր առաջ
C Y B E R P U N K 2 0 4 7
Cody E. Mills
Cody E. Mills 8 օր առաջ
5:00 to fucking victory town
ChefJef
ChefJef 11 օր առաջ
Big brothers wet dream
Alex Shellhamer
Alex Shellhamer 15 օր առաջ
Game: is about a quiet assassinator Sean: NO WITNESSES
Sadia Prapti
Sadia Prapti 15 օր առաջ
jacksepticeye: sorry I have a cough Viewers: someone call 999
Gaming Demon
Gaming Demon 15 օր առաջ
So bold people do have super powers
Zac Wallace
Zac Wallace 16 օր առաջ
That joke soared over 90% of the people’s heads 10:51
Lam Spam
Lam Spam 17 օր առաջ
E=mc go freak yourself
NightmareAndBannanaBone
NightmareAndBannanaBone 19 օր առաջ
in the beginning I actually thought it was cyberpunk ngl
Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell
Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell 20 օր առաջ
13:16
Void
Void 22 օր առաջ
Tbh I’m alittle disappointed that jack knocked him out instead using the mind control to kill him because once in a hit man game that’s something super rare you can do
Andreas Niatsikas
Andreas Niatsikas 23 օր առաջ
Detroit become human: welcome Agent 47 Agent 47: I'm I a meme now?
Matthew McBride
Matthew McBride 23 օր առաջ
It's like deadpool kills the marvel universe with the professor X part
PuffyBudgerigar
PuffyBudgerigar 23 օր առաջ
This Hitman is f-cking GORGEOUS!! holy crap the lighting! so impressive
Toge Inumaki
Toge Inumaki 23 օր առաջ
Viktor Nivikov? almost sounded like a Yuri on Ice reference. i did a double take lol
GoldMiner_Jake77
GoldMiner_Jake77 24 օր առաջ
Top left: Fraps
TIY-EE
TIY-EE 24 օր առաջ
God I love that scene from the incredibles.
Chill
Chill 24 օր առաջ
You know he’s old when he’s still using fraps
Christopher Gallop
Christopher Gallop 25 օր առաջ
One of the first people he has to kill in this episode is Imogen Royce and I was like I kne there was something wrong with that girl at my old school now she got assasinated
Jesy Nyxan
Jesy Nyxan 25 օր առաջ
Sister Lei: "He's got spirit." Me: "Yes he does- ...do."
Timothy Phillips
Timothy Phillips 25 օր առաջ
16:46 jack: “she’s my mom” Me at home: “no you killed her mom”
Savannah Cox
Savannah Cox 25 օր առաջ
why did "mc = mc-go fuck urself" crack me up so much lmaoo
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 26 օր առաջ
5:00: To victory town
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 26 օր առաջ
3:11: No trouble.
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 26 օր առաջ
2:50: Oh, I forgot about that. I need to watch that video. XD
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 26 օր առաջ
I don't understand why people are saying they don't watch Jacksepticeye much anymore because kids view his content now. What are you TALKING about!? He's the same as he's ever been!
Jaxcraft 28
Jaxcraft 28 26 օր առաջ
I know we should recognize that it's Hitman but come on, at least have the title and part number. XD
Megamax
Megamax 26 օր առաջ
The woman who tells 47 to help himself to an apple, I did,, and I threw it at her. It staggered her, she recovered, and I wasn't in trouble, it was hilarious!
Grimslade Leviathan
Grimslade Leviathan 26 օր առաջ
Hitman: Stealth, bloodless, quiet Jack: Not stealth, bloodbath, extremely loud
SaberScore22
SaberScore22 26 օր առաջ
6:47 Who else loves hearing Seán's laugh? I know I do.
Rose Banana
Rose Banana 26 օր առաջ
HI!!!!
ItsJiUi
ItsJiUi 28 օր առաջ
2:34 bruh there was a trashcan to conceal your gun right in front of you
ReVib3
ReVib3 28 օր առաջ
NOT THE FISH 😭😭
MisledSine
MisledSine 28 օր առաջ
Press x to HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON
Dean Miller
Dean Miller 29 օր առաջ
4:59 “all the way.” Also jack: sometimes I just say all the way when I’m playing games.
Bayou.The.Therian
Bayou.The.Therian 29 օր առաջ
0:32 why was this edited so well lmao
TheGamezHub
TheGamezHub 29 օր առաջ
X to scan, X to hack, X to delete, x to upload X to doubt
Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Game
Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Game 29 օր առաջ
I’m pretty sure Among us has prepared Jack for this game. Also Lady: 47 has one weakness Me:...Hair Lady: Me Me: Ok but my answer is better
Lillenny2018ツ
Lillenny2018ツ 29 օր առաջ
47 only has one weakness if u scan the barcode on his head he'll just fall over
manga reader executioner
manga reader executioner 29 օր առաջ
16:00 incredibles scene
MavisRead
MavisRead 29 օր առաջ
Please, add the game's name into the titles again. It's just nice to know if it's a game video or not.
Valuable Diamond
Valuable Diamond 29 օր առաջ
Jack would be a horrible assassin irl he would scream NO WITNESSES
Ash the Red Rider
Ash the Red Rider 29 օր առաջ
Why is no one commenting on the accidental murder at 11:06 😂
player
player Ամիս առաջ
Play cyber punk
Corbin Dick-Lockler
Corbin Dick-Lockler Ամիս առաջ
x to Scan, x to hack, x to upload, x to win game
ImmortalGamer
ImmortalGamer Ամիս առաջ
he has his frame counter up at the top right lol
Animator dude
Animator dude Ամիս առաջ
Jack you won't see this but remeber detroit become human?
Big Ben Games
Big Ben Games Ամիս առաջ
Jack the bonkerer
acbplay
acbplay Ամիս առաջ
0:15 great joke
Owen Gorman
Owen Gorman Ամիս առաջ
The title 13:10
Jude McDonnell
Jude McDonnell Ամիս առաջ
"Sorry I have a cough" *Sneezes*
A Potato
A Potato Ամիս առաջ
This feels like the previous hitman games but with shiny floors
gunner fap
gunner fap Ամիս առաջ
jack irl looks at a mirror LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTONS
Derpy_GamerRZT
Derpy_GamerRZT Ամիս առաջ
47 Is Professor X!!
ZoinkerRoos
ZoinkerRoos Ամիս առաջ
It's called a screwdriver because you screw people over with it
Citlali Delacruz
Citlali Delacruz Ամիս առաջ
" I didnt actually shave my head... my hair fell out when my brain got so POWERFULL."
Nerfuse
Nerfuse Ամիս առաջ
He killed 2 scientists or for a uniform when there was one right there in the closet 5:10
J.A. Veerapen
J.A. Veerapen Ամիս առաջ
okay but 14:18, the way he says "Merces Letifer" fucking kills me and my bf. idk if it's the transition from the hacker voice or what, but we've gone looking for just this part multiple times in the past week and a half lmao
Caitlin
Caitlin Ամիս առաջ
Flamingo man best npc
Inhuman Papi
Inhuman Papi Ամիս առաջ
Did anyone else think Seán looked like an adorable little baby boy in that t-shirt throughout the video???!!!!!
Roshan pujari
Roshan pujari Ամիս առաջ
Jack's Description: everyone must sleeeep. Me: Are yOu C o m E D y mE?
Grayson Cardinali
Grayson Cardinali Ամիս առաջ
Jack if you take out the detective in the "Death In The Family" mission and put on his clothes you can become the detective and solve the mystery as to why the guy in the bed killed himself. (spoilers: he didn't really kill himself... he was murdered)
McKenzie Lord
McKenzie Lord Ամիս առաջ
Fun Fact: At 11:08, Jack pushes a woman over the side of the walk way. When you start the level standing next to her, Agent 47 will give her some wholesome life advice.
Olivia Schmid
Olivia Schmid Ամիս առաջ
x solves all of life's problems in this game.
Batmanboss24
Batmanboss24 Ամիս առաջ
Nobody: Literally nobody: Jack: Research research equals MC- MC... Go f*** yourself
Loveless2010A1
Loveless2010A1 Ամիս առաջ
I really wish you'd put the name of the game in the title of the video, please!
Twizz_the_Wizz
Twizz_the_Wizz Ամիս առաջ
This game is precisely why nobody trusts Jack in among us; he's too sneaky and takes all opportunities lmao
Frog Man
Frog Man Ամիս առաջ
It is a TickTock filter that looks very similar to the title and I read the thing that was under the title that said shh 🤫 no witnesses
PrestoTheDragon
PrestoTheDragon Ամիս առաջ
Jack:all the way Me: *nostalgia kicks in*
Aliyah A.
Aliyah A. Ամիս առաջ
Jack, mocking the end credit: "He has one weakness." "Loneliness." uwu All of us: well I feel slightly attacked lol
Aliyah A.
Aliyah A. Ամիս առաջ
Jack: omg my sensitivity is so high *flash bang goes off* Jack: shrieks and hides Yep, I'd say its pretty high lmao
kirill mereshko
kirill mereshko Ամիս առաջ
Play it in vr
Clark James
Clark James Ամիս առաջ
The rare baby contradictorily serve because authorisation intrestingly measure into a remarkable michael. shrill, handsomely lycra
Elena Vandermeuse
Elena Vandermeuse Ամիս առաջ
(4:10) I guess you could say, somebody’s about to get screwed.
Invert_
Invert_ Ամիս առաջ
you can press x to do anything Press X to pay taxes
SkylerGaming Vlogs
SkylerGaming Vlogs Ամիս առաջ
Did anyone else notice that the FPS counter in the corner other then me
contrite sinner
contrite sinner Ամիս առաջ
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. (I Corinthians 6:9-10 [KJV]) ~~+~~ And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent: (Acts 17:30 [KJV]) ~~+~~ For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23 [KJV])
Katherine Roxie
Katherine Roxie Ամիս առաջ
The annoyed key topically itch because structure realistically file vice a various unshielded. fabulous, laughable twilight
Nava0003
Nava0003 Ամիս առաջ
You missed a level though
DiV69
DiV69 Ամիս առաջ
"I Saitama-ed my brain" That should be a word in the dictionary
Andrew Che
Andrew Che Ամիս առաջ
I'm getting Morpheus vides from 47 in a coat I mean, they're both bald, wear coats (Morpheus does in Matrix), so one could confuse one for the other
Macey Earle
Macey Earle Ամիս առաջ
I heard the video title... I heard his voice in the video title.
feesh
feesh Ամիս առաջ
1:15 my mans can make his umbrella disappear wow
Cornelius Johnson
Cornelius Johnson Ամիս առաջ
oh, wow, the FPS counter has been there the whole time
Drew of Earth
Drew of Earth Ամիս առաջ
[joke] Okay, seriously... serious fan being a serious man here: WHO designs a building to set itself on fire? What I.T. guy got permission to put incendiary devices on structural beams, that could fry intruders and smoosh a multi-million dollar building. 😉
Thunderizu
Thunderizu Ամիս առաջ
16:10 why does jordan cross look like jack
Tyrone Lugo
Tyrone Lugo Ամիս առաջ
LMFAO The random moment finding Imogen Royce was priceless.
the white thing
the white thing Ամիս առաջ
7:56 this is actually true if you look into the Lore Imao
Pola & Tiger
Pola & Tiger Ամիս առաջ
I pressed X, it deleted the internet ....
Caminates
Caminates Ամիս առաջ
"if you touch the barcode on the back of his head, he falls over" ah yes, the *barcode titan*
cyber six playz
cyber six playz Ամիս առաջ
what happend to top of morning to ya
Gryffon Rider
Gryffon Rider Ամիս առաջ
Great way to greet someone for the first time “oh hey!, gunshot, laughs at their corpse” great hitman indeed
Gryffon Rider
Gryffon Rider Ամիս առաջ
“Find the test subject on the top floor” Cuts to jack chocking someone “Down you go” My brain: was that the test subject?
SCP Enthusiast
SCP Enthusiast Ամիս առաջ
ICA - *Literally the SCP Foundation*
Gacha Ytunicorn
Gacha Ytunicorn Ամիս առաջ
0:07 ANTI, IS THAT YOU!?
Badify
Badify Ամիս առաջ
Jacks famous saying "One must go down to get up"
Alistair Cabrera
Alistair Cabrera Ամիս առաջ
“He has one weakness-“ “Back of the knee.” “Me.” “Oh.”
Blue wolf
Blue wolf Ամիս առաջ
Hitman 2047
claire.
claire. Ամիս առաջ
13:11 "The sneakiest assassin the world has seen" If the world has seen him, wouldn't that make him the least sneaky assassin?
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